Hardly any influential foreign journalists understand the Hungarian language. Unfortunately.

Letters from Turkey

My dear Aunt,

the Batthyány Society of Professors issued a logical explanation why

„The reproachful attitude towards Hungary has spread”. 

Do they 

„imply that the politicians and institutions of the world collude in doing injustice to this country? Well, not exactly. In fact, it is pretty sure that all false allegations spread from within this country...” [i.e. Hungary]

Pretty sure, the professors say. See, you can't catch me, I can give you examples of conspirational theories from any hue of the spectra if you wish.

So why would politicians and institutions of the world attack Hungary so reproachfully? Because “Unfortunately, hardly any influential foreign journalists understand the Hungarian language”. 

Now this is truly unfortunate, we should do something about it, perhaps education, such as, will help our nation are. I thought this line of explanation was copyrighted by Miss Teen South Caroline (US Americans don't have maps) but no, it was not, it is being used by conservative university professors. I know you are busy with Öcsi (I wish he gets better) so do not read the whole document but the “Explanation” section consisting of three short paragraphs. 

The first paragraph says that since foreign journalists do not read Hungarian they indiscriminately accept the false allegations spread by the Hungarian opposition. Why do they not accept the truth from the mouth of the government? For that to understand you need to study the second paragraph which gives you the brief history of the Socialist Party – including the family matters of a former prime minister who “married the grand-daughter of an arch-Stalinist”. Why is the marriage of Mr. Gyurcsány crucial in understanding the false allegations made by Ms. Clinton, Mr. Barroso and the IMF? That is unequivocally revealed by the third paragraph: under communism 

“these people [referring to Hungarian journalists, I guess] developed strong links with their colleagues in the western press and other institutions (perhaps even to intelligence services) [sic!], and they are still able to use these links to serve the interest of their political side.”

Now wait a minute! What breed of Hungarian journalists – under communist rule - would risk a death sentence for developing strong links to institutions and intelligence services of the “enemy”. The communists? Bogs my mind! (And please do not come with the double agent argument, because I shoot back with my triple agent theory.)

Anyway, the heart of the problem is the complete ignorance of the Hungarian language by leading politicians of the world. See, if Ms. Clinton or Mr. Barroso could somehow turboprop [I know this is a noun] their understanding of the Hungarian language, they would be propelled to under the Tree of Enlightenment in no time. But Ms. Clinton and Mr. Barroso are unable to do so, because they don't have maps, as such. 

If they could get a hang of Hungarian they would revoke their false allegations with due apologies, and of course they would feel to be obliged to fire their expert advisors who developed strong links with the communists some 30 years ago. And are still under the influence.

When Ocsi gets better (anyway, does sitting by him non-stop really help your dog?) you could read the whole text, a real diamond in the publication coal mine of the Hungarian professorate. This is what education is all about: there is good, there is evil and the difference between the two is clearly marked by the superabundance of adverbly adjectives [I know my place in English grammar]. 

If I am 100% right, what I am endlessly, I do not need to understand the arguments of the other side, because those must be ridiculous - because they are wrong. If I am right, what I am. Understanding their motifs and secret tactics is time spent well, because that helps me to win the case.  

The headline of the document is: “(Mis)Judgement on Hungary”. I think the full title should read "(Miss Teen South Carolina's) Judgement on Hungary".

What did the vet say? You can always get a new one. I mean a new vet!

Bye now, I love you